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The Problem with Patrick and his Air-Sickness - It has gone to his head...!
2008-09-04 12:35 Site Admin Rated *****Five Stars*****
...the ongoing problems we are having with Patrick is that this "Air-Sickness" thing has really gone to his head now, and he is having real trouble dealing with it, "Jet Fumes" included, he needs help...!
...you see this flying thing has now become an addiction to him, and he has been breathing in too much "jet fumes" of late and that is almost like "sniffing glue" to him, it has him going "bazodee" and wanting more all the time, just to stay even "level headed", which he can't because his head is all stuck in the clouds and he can't get it out of there no matter how he tries...!
...can you imagine George Bush, the President of United States of America, so big and huge, with fifty two States and all, stretching from the "south parallel to the north parallel all the way up in Alaska", and you don't hear bout President Bush leaving the White House to go nowhere, you could always find him there anytime, everybody knows that, even the terrorists, know that, he ain't flying and going nowhere, he is always at home, and he still have his soldiers fighting wars all over the world...!
...can you imagine Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada, with its largest land mass and coast to coast stretching from the Atlantic to the Pacific, over 3000 miles apart, and you don't hear him flying off nowhere, he always in Ottawa at his home in Rideau Hall all the time...!
...and now you come to this puny upstart, Patrick who wants to jet set all over the carribean and the world all the while his country is going to the dogs, crime bursting through the roof, food the people can't find, no hospital beds and healthcare scarce like fowl cock teeth, the kids can't get a decent school or education for lack of facilities and equipment, the police can't get to crime scenes because they don't have cars or phones or note books to write down stuff for evidence...and all the while this man Patrick, he have Air-Sickness and his head stuck in the clouds and he need more "jet fumes" to keep normal...?
...boy, something really wrong with the man, like he never hear about teleconference and video conference to talk about his "bright ideas" - (ten minutes flash in the pan ideas)which all the other Caricom Leaders are turning down flat in a blink, except for those who are broke and want to get their grimy hands on T&T treasury to pay their bills...?
...and he falling for all that stuff to fill his "huge ego", all the while the people of T&T suffering like the plague went by, and no end in sight, this Megalomaniac still needs "jet fumes" to survive otherwise he is a "basket case", a "jet fumes junkie" and can't stop now, he is a real addict and the only treatment he want is a "$500 million jet parked" next to his "$200 million Mansion" and constant flying - "Air-Sickness" and all and more and more "Jet Fumes" to suck up on (sniff), these are the only things that will make him "happy and normal"...?
...real frightening to have a "jet junkie" for a leader...the jet fumes done addle his brain and screw up his mind, and even the courts would declare this type as beyond help...scary stuff...yes..real scary stuff...beware my countryfolks...?
...goodluck...Trini.t.o.o
Trini.t.o.o.
How you could call de man a puny upstart?
With all dem massive erections he showing off downtown, you ent expect the head to swell accordingly?
...Yes, Jumbie, I had to settle for "puny", as this was the most appropriate word I could come up with to describe the character, as you know you have to be so careful with words down in good ole T&T of late, so you make sure you find the right ones...and I feel this one fit the bill...!!
...you see when the former "Minister of Education" (the Prime Minister chosen one at that, not elected...!) was using words like "breakfasses" when speaking to little school children, and the Minister of National Security (another one chosen by the Prime Minister, not elected...) was using words like "arrestses", to the media, I had to be so careful, because they could make up words on the fly and get away with it, after all they are Government Ministers and Senators, but not me, I am just a measely "peon" on the street, and not afforded the Liberty to make up nonsense words like people in Government and get away with it....they should have been ashamed...but no...instead they have the taxpayers paying for it to boot as they go along...!
...so thanks for reminding me my friend, money flowing down here in T&T, but words scarce for so, good words I mean, not the "Bogus make up words" that flow out of the mouths of "our learned leaders and mentors of our country today..." now you know how deep in "doo-doo" they're in, the whole bunch of illiterates walking around and parading themselves as "role models" to our children...! They're just plain idiots, duncey heads and mooks. Plain and simple...!
...So suddenly, the future not looking so bright anymore, Manning should be ashamed to be wearing "shades"....he should take them off...some future...but then, the people like it so...!
...it must be something in the water dey drinking...it all gone to their heads...!
...goodluck...Trini.t.o.o
Well boy and gyirls, what makes people smile? Money!! Say it and see. See - you smiled.
And Patrick & Co are real good at making people smile. Allyuh see dee Guardian of 2008-09-06? Check it out - big big grins from some people. Patrick wid a big grin and people who receiving his generousity - boy dey real happy.
And you who dong wheyever sufferin' yuh ass from flood damage, who cyah make ends meet, who cyah even get een a hospital - hold yuh head and bawl. It good fuh yuh. Why? You was probably swayed by tribal loyalties and air-headed promises by UNC, or PNM. You were stupid and now you suffer. As you planted it so did you reap - and yuh children reaping it wid you too! No mercy from me - as I always say. I promised no mercy after the last election - and I deliver. I am a man of my word.
Watch how dem fellas handing out $26M jes so - and yuh ketching yuh ass tuh get some decent healthcare in dee hospitals. Yuh really believe dey cyare bout you. Remember dee pre-election mantras 'You are our children...the PNM will take care of you'? No yuh eh remember, boy? Doh worry eef yuh eh remember, you're excused on grounds of being a Trickidadian - gullible, short-sighted and amnesic.
Allyuh t'ink any ah dem fellas in dat picture go end up in a place like San Fernando General Hospital eef dey take een ill? Look nah man, doh make fun.
Look, I doh have a problem with $26M going to these hurricane-torn countries. That may be a good gesture. I know the situation in Haiti is dire. However, the issue is the apparent ease with which these people find money for Jet, Stadium, hurricane relief, Hotel, etc, and yet dey cyah find money fuh dee basics at home. Somet'ing wrong dey, man.
The real agenda is not you. The agenda not primarily dictatorship. The agenda is to rule the Caribbean. Now the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle start to fit. The private jet was really de facto another State airline that would fly the top brass of the Caribbean arong, in ultra-first class style. Treat dee boys nice and pull dem all together. So whuh yuh t'ink dat $26M is for. Boy, allyuh duncey or what? I's tuh sweeten dem up for dee kill. Dey jump een real fas' before some other American organisation delivered.
You know what the nex' five years mean for allyuh? Pressshaa! Is pressshaa in allyuh backside. Build dat raft!
I remember before the elections PNM and Pa-trick had a catchphrase... something bout 'leh we go dong de road together', or 'stepping out wid de PNM'.
But from what I seeing, de man leave the roads - well, what showing after floods cover up most ah dem - and he flying high!
You know, I always ponging 'dunceys' on Jumbie's Watch, but like I mihght have to stop dat. Because how de hell dey could fill ah police force in Monkey island when de entire country dunce? Is only dunce dey go get!!
...All I can say to you all, Captain and Jumbie as I looked at the picture and the "smile" on the "cats face" like he just swallowed the canary...is "I declare...!
...reason I say that is because it's a tribute to my late sister, who cared and nurtured me in my difficult years (early teens), because anything I did then, she would say even if I expected you to do that, I expected you not to do that because you should know better, but then I knew you would go ahead and do it anyway, just because "yuh harden" and "stubborn headed" just to spite people, and so when I did what she expected me to do but not do, all she would say was "well, I declare...!" and then she would go downstairs,sit in the hammock and smile as though she enjoyed every minute of it anyway...!
...so yes, ever since the 72 hours whirlwind Jet ride by Patrick and Gopee-Scoon, and just when everybody saying "that he got blanked" and Patrick saying nobody blanked me, even though it cost the taxpayers some $19,000 U.S per hour and some TT $700,000 for the "useless" round trip I almost knew this was coming...like "ah go show dem so and so...ah go show dem who blanked who...!
...and soon a Gopee-Scoon said that they got an E-mail from Jamaica asking for help, and that "Cabinet had agreed to send aid" but was waiting for "Patrick to say how much", was like we already write the "blank cheque" and all Father Patrick has to do is "fill in the amounts" and the cheque gone...doh mind where we find the money...even if we have to sell of the back-steps of the house to do so...we go send the money...its a done deal...all the while "our people" still waiting to hear if Father Patrick know they lost their house, cars and possessions last Wednesday in the floods and doh have a place to sleep or cook or look after their children...doh mind dat, we go send the monies anyway...yes, OK...I am the "God-Father of the Carribean ...what parts of that you don't understand...forget about my children here in Trinidad...just like all the other fathers of the same cloth...they all forgot their children at home and looking after "the outside children first"....? all the while, dey still "debating" monies for our flood Trinidad victims in Parliament...but just like the "floods", don't hold your breath, nothing coming soon, you go drown first...!
...so my friends, "where is the love Patrick talk about last year...? where is the Land of Milk and Honey...?"...?
...this is PNM country, this is Patrick Land...! we like it so...we steppin up wid Patrick...!
...good luck Trini.t.o.o